What I’ve noticed from gay men in Myanmar is how they haven’t come to terms with the word ‘gay’. Not only are they afraid to let people know they’re gay but they’re also afraid to not let go of any men to add on facebook, who they think attract them.
I don’t mean to brag but I got some guys adding me on facebook and at an instance, I could tell whether they eat rug or suck sausage. How? Mutual friends. My limit is three; three gay men in our mutual friends list and I’m convinced they’re gay.
So, this is the second time I’ve been asked if I have a girlfriend. Ok, first of all, why ask a silly question? I’m not the one to put straight statuses on facebook, not to mention my two cents in the left corner of ‘info’ has the word ‘glitter’ on it. I have pics of me kissing girls but they’re usually followed by astonishments or just horrid comments about how I’ve converted to kissing fish tacos owners. Second, why hide? So, the convo goes nowhere. You got a man who’s accepted your add and carefully patiently answering whatever bullshit that you’re throwing and the last thing you would wanna do is gay bait.
Gay bait – an act of trying to come up with a few topics in a conversation to check whether the other guy is straight or gay. Me knowing this, I love to cocktease them more. So, I answer accordingly and pay no extra details in answering. “Have you got a girlfriend?” “No” “Why not?” “cos I’m single” You see, the main attraction of a guy for me is courage. If they’re gonna be pussies about finding out if I like muffs or bite pillows, they’ll have to try harder than this.. way harder.
I don’t mean to brag but I got some guys adding me on facebook and at an instance, I could tell whether they eat rug or suck sausage. How? Mutual friends. My limit is three; three gay men in our mutual friends list and I’m convinced they’re gay.
So, this is the second time I’ve been asked if I have a girlfriend. Ok, first of all, why ask a silly question? I’m not the one to put straight statuses on facebook, not to mention my two cents in the left corner of ‘info’ has the word ‘glitter’ on it. I have pics of me kissing girls but they’re usually followed by astonishments or just horrid comments about how I’ve converted to kissing fish tacos owners. Second, why hide? So, the convo goes nowhere. You got a man who’s accepted your add and carefully patiently answering whatever bullshit that you’re throwing and the last thing you would wanna do is gay bait.
Gay bait – an act of trying to come up with a few topics in a conversation to check whether the other guy is straight or gay. Me knowing this, I love to cocktease them more. So, I answer accordingly and pay no extra details in answering. “Have you got a girlfriend?” “No” “Why not?” “cos I’m single” You see, the main attraction of a guy for me is courage. If they’re gonna be pussies about finding out if I like muffs or bite pillows, they’ll have to try harder than this.. way harder.
Listening to: System Of A Down – Lonely day
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