CV's are so funny to write. I know it's annoying and it drives me insane since when I write things, it's either too honest or just plain bullshit to the point where the reader won't get what I was trying to write in the first place. So, with the help of my Med Revue crowd, I was typing my CV away at the Student Lounge today. After the whole thing was done, I'll have to say it looks attractive... not cos I'm special or anything but just looking at things I've done makes me realize no matter how crap my marks were at uni, I am quite glad I did some other stuffs. Thanks to Vinnie and Robby especially for beautifying my fobby English.
While most people sees 'health' as a priority, I see it as a dead threat. Going back to Burma won't be that easy healthwise since I won't be allowed to devuor ANYTHING I want; my grandma is a 'food' Nazi and I have kinda made a deal that I'll eat porridge with her while I'm there. To be honest, at that time I thought it sounded good but the more I think of it, the more I could tell things are gonna be quite restricted in Burma.. regarding 'food'. So, I've learnt to eat as much as I can here... preferably unhealthy choices. That's why I ended up eating a bucket of ten pieces chicken with Ali and Alex joined in with his own meal.
As much as I hate music snobs... wait let me analyze on how fucked they are by the way. Music snobs are those who never rely on the 'real' art behind a song but rather just discriminate any artists accordingly to their existence on top 40 charts. How? Well, they would suck up on unknown bands and will totally be in awe of them until they start to make BIG on charts. Then, these snobs would migrate to other 'unknown' bands JUST TO BE DIFFERENT. The irony here is how these pack of retards end up being clumped into a group of fans which is large enough to be compared to a group of those who are into mainstream artists. So, yes "DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE" is NOT a mainsteam but HELLO, there are 7.000.000 million people out there who like the band, where one in every ten of them are the TRUE FANS, while the other nine are those try hards 'I call myself special and so cool' music snobs, who just think avril lavigne is a slut who can't sing. I, myself, am NOT a fan of avril but I have to admit I have a huge respect for that girl. And people should just STOP criticizing about live performances. My question to them is 'CAN YOU ACTUALLY SING BETTER?'.
So where was I?
Yeah, as much as I hate music snobs, I HATE movie snobs too. They are worse to be honest. They love dendy movies or those low budgeted ones. Yes, I love them too but you do NOT have to say how crap some blockbusters are. I mean, seriously, people spent so much time working on the effects and all that. A little respect would help. If you DON'T like it, just shut the fuck up!!! So, yes, I'm well known for choosing cheesy movies to watch in the cinema. First of all, thanx to the surround sound and large screening, I think it's quite justifiable that I choose to watch movies with special effects ON BIG SCREEN.
So, I chose 'A Night at the Museum 2'. Ali and Alex joined in and THANK GOD they liked it. I love it. It makes me smile and it makes me feel like a part of its adventure in the 180 minutes of non stop cool effects. Seriously, snobs just should die.
I love how everything revolving around me just seem to make so much indication that is so ironically relevant to my own life.
While most people sees 'health' as a priority, I see it as a dead threat. Going back to Burma won't be that easy healthwise since I won't be allowed to devuor ANYTHING I want; my grandma is a 'food' Nazi and I have kinda made a deal that I'll eat porridge with her while I'm there. To be honest, at that time I thought it sounded good but the more I think of it, the more I could tell things are gonna be quite restricted in Burma.. regarding 'food'. So, I've learnt to eat as much as I can here... preferably unhealthy choices. That's why I ended up eating a bucket of ten pieces chicken with Ali and Alex joined in with his own meal.
As much as I hate music snobs... wait let me analyze on how fucked they are by the way. Music snobs are those who never rely on the 'real' art behind a song but rather just discriminate any artists accordingly to their existence on top 40 charts. How? Well, they would suck up on unknown bands and will totally be in awe of them until they start to make BIG on charts. Then, these snobs would migrate to other 'unknown' bands JUST TO BE DIFFERENT. The irony here is how these pack of retards end up being clumped into a group of fans which is large enough to be compared to a group of those who are into mainstream artists. So, yes "DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE" is NOT a mainsteam but HELLO, there are 7.000.000 million people out there who like the band, where one in every ten of them are the TRUE FANS, while the other nine are those try hards 'I call myself special and so cool' music snobs, who just think avril lavigne is a slut who can't sing. I, myself, am NOT a fan of avril but I have to admit I have a huge respect for that girl. And people should just STOP criticizing about live performances. My question to them is 'CAN YOU ACTUALLY SING BETTER?'.
So where was I?
Yeah, as much as I hate music snobs, I HATE movie snobs too. They are worse to be honest. They love dendy movies or those low budgeted ones. Yes, I love them too but you do NOT have to say how crap some blockbusters are. I mean, seriously, people spent so much time working on the effects and all that. A little respect would help. If you DON'T like it, just shut the fuck up!!! So, yes, I'm well known for choosing cheesy movies to watch in the cinema. First of all, thanx to the surround sound and large screening, I think it's quite justifiable that I choose to watch movies with special effects ON BIG SCREEN.
So, I chose 'A Night at the Museum 2'. Ali and Alex joined in and THANK GOD they liked it. I love it. It makes me smile and it makes me feel like a part of its adventure in the 180 minutes of non stop cool effects. Seriously, snobs just should die.
I love how everything revolving around me just seem to make so much indication that is so ironically relevant to my own life.
- I had to sing 'Don't pull me out' during revue, which kinda resembles me to ask Australia to NOT pull me out due to recession.
- A scene in Gossip Girl has Blaire talking to Nate about how she used to plan things and how they fail in the end. Now, having to go back to Burma was NOT in my 'plan' so yeah I could totally empathize with her there.
- And TODAY, before the movie came up, one of the ads was about IELTS. Ali started pointing at me and laughed. I just rolled my eyes and went 'geezus, can life be more funnier than this?'
So, yes, I have no idea what 'life' is trying to tell me....
The good thing is the fact that I am beginning to accept that what is happening to me now is a GOOD THING. First of all, recession is the new black in Australia, well not really a new black.. but it's been getting worse. When viewing your CV, the most they look at are your transcripts and work experiences. Now, my transcripts look like shit, apart from the pretty blue paper and I have no work experiences where I have to "ACTUALLY" use the computer. This does NOT involve typing on the computer and changing the prizes of jeans. So, to be honest, it will be super hard to find a job here that has to do with my degree or diploma.
In Burma, it's different.. The fact that you graduated from oversea will make you look like Miley Cyrus in Walz Disney or like Cher in Mardi Gras. They would love you so much and I could get a proper decent job easier than I could here and from that, I can gain experience and with that experience, I can come back when I'm wanted here to get a cool ass job that pays me well enough to get me a proper place to live on my own and to have this huge giant gay looking lantern in the living room... and of course three lava lamps.
So, it's not that much of a bad thing to be going back to Burma. I'd like to think it opens up paths for me. I have no idea why but each and everyday I am feeling positive about everything that surrounds me.
And speaking of 'positivities', I got a mail from the post office saying there is a mail for me at the office. I am quite excited and I think it's regarding my ACS, the ONLY thing I'm waiting for to apply for PR offshore. ON another note, Ben W has offered to give me a harddrive with LOADS OF TV SERIES in them. This is what I like to view as 'third world country survival kit'
Bless!!!!
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