The Airport and I

I knew the trip to Nay Pyi Daw was gonna be a HUGE success. Why? Cos seriously the whole morning WAS SO FUCKED UP it made me laugh the whole way to the airport.

So, the initial plan was for the driver to come pick me up at 5:30 am and ToyBoss at 5:45 am. However, by 5:40am (after waking up at 4:30 am) there was no one out there. So, I called the driver up and it turned out that I was his wake up call. So, he insisted I take a cab to ToyBoss's house. Then, when we reached ToyBoss's place, which was at 6 am, ToyBoss wasn't ready. May I also remind you readers that the flight was actually at 7am. On the way to the airport, the car stopped and we were stuck in the middle of the road since the engine would not start. Halfway through, JA called since she arrived at the airport early. Then, we arrived at the airport and ToyBoss and I walked STRAIGHT into the waiting room without boarding passes. We weren't even stopped!!!

Then, we couldn't see JA in sight. So, I called her and had to go out of the waiting room to run and search for her. Then, I had to be CHECKED with the metal detector thingy and it so happened that the woman(who was checking me) just checked me up with her hands. I swear she felt me down there. I just smiled at her in the whole 'yeah you like that' way. I needed some humor. It was only later in the waiting room in the middle of my cappucino that I found out we haven't got our boarding passes. So, I ran out and got ours and the very best people at Burma domestic airport gave us three seats that had already been taken.

So, my seat which was a 9A ended up being a seat around 10C and we spent like 10 minutes on the plane playing musical chair. The cool thing was the fact that I was laughing through all this.

The meeting went well. REALLY WELL! and we all came back happy...

that's the whole concept of having a fucked up beginning. You always have a happy ending for that..
unlike French movie where one would be achieving something and throughout the end while it's on a high, he/she would have a car crash and die... geee