Yeah I finally got to see the pics that Ali burned on her disc for me.. all the pics we used to take together when I first got to Australia. Despite the fact that I used to think I was fat back then, I was WAY skinnier than I am now. Now, I feel even fatter than I actually was when I was doing Med Revue.
Burmese weather is sticky and hot so you would start sweating and you start getting a bit oily and the shirt sticks onto you and you look a bit drenched after fifteen minutes. That makes you way ugly if you have a belly. I DO like Burmese beer as well so things are not looking that that good in 'weight loss' department.
But yeah I did jog this morning at 9am only to kinda stop after four rounds cos I saw two dogs staring the shit at me. If only dogs could talk , they'd be saying 'I haven't seen that figure around here , I want me some of that leg to bite on mm hmm' and the other dog would go 'that's right, girlfriend'.
Apparently these dogs don't bite so I might jog again in the evening and I might just ignore these hounds of Heinyville.
Yesterday, I went to the magazine publishing place again cos my interviewer called me up for emergency. She had accidentally deleted the pic she took of me last time during our interview. So, they took a new pic of me and I saw the daugter of the chief editor. A really adorable twelve years old girl. She walked in and the folks start doing the whole 'pressure' thing.
Her mom: Hey, talk to this man in English, he just came back from Australia.
my granddad: Oh, so cute.. come on, talk to us.
her mom: yeah
the girl: *weak chuckles*
I had to interrupt and say 'Oh god, isn't that a huge pressure?' and the girl was pretty happy and she smiled at me. Then, the mom was like 'this man directed some play in Australia.. tell him about the play you were in at school'. I could so tell how it would feel to be in her shoes cos my grandparents love the whole 'monkey show' too. In front of guests, they would ask me to do stuffs.. play piano, sing or just dance, when I was a kid. If only they had known I ace at blow jobs and could tie cherry stem knots, it would've been different. I told the girl that it's ok and that my play was school-related as well. Then she smiled.
Few awkward minutes later, since she didn't talk much and I had nothing to say, I asked her if she likes GOssip Girl. She jumped and the once shy weak chuckle girl just turned into this excited piece. Think of a nympho while the guy undresses before they have sex or just a dog when you start unpacking its dog food. She was like "I wanna see season2". Surprisingly and being such a co-incidential case, I had a harddisk(thank u Ben) with season 2 of Gossip Girl in my bag. She was like way overjoyed.
So, I won the heart of a twelve year old (NOT IN THAT SENSE) by a harddisk that contains Gossip Girl. With her mom being the chief-editor of the magazine that just interviewed me I have yet to get more promotional assistance from them cos I am 'da bomb' to her daughter at this point.
All I can say is thanx Gossip Girl..
You know I love you
XOXO
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