Eat the Rich

Once, this 'so called fortune telling' indian ripoff dumplinghead told me that I act rich and dress rich but I'm not. Okay,I wasn't offended because of that but I was offended cos I had to pay forty bucks for his fortune telling. He stopped me in market city and went 'so i know your future'. I wasn't convinced until he said good shit about my future. I didn't know he wasn't doing a probono so I kept listening. At the end, he charged me fifty bucks and I gave him only forty and he gave me this stupid pink bead (WHICH I STILL HAVE EVEN WITH ME NOW) as a lucky charm.

But yeah, in Hein's style, I LOST MY POINT. My point WAS the line 'you dress rich but you are not rich'.

For those of you who thinks that I'm rich and that I was a pop star and all that, think again. I am just a normal dude who's TRYING his ass off to settle down somewhere and to live a better life as my future. I guess I was living too good of a life in Sydney but I got here two days ago to Burma and I realized that I AM NOT what you most think I am.

There was a hurricane last year in Burma and my grandparents' room was washed off. Now the walls look like those you see in the first scene of "Saw" and the thing is they're too old to fix them and they're just happy the way they are. There I am in Sydney spending more than twenty bucks on toilet blue and here they are just happy with their washed out room. They donated my puter to some orphanage as well. My grandmom knows that my weakness is 'charity'. I'm sure they got rid of my puter just so they wont' be reminded of me but they said they did charity and me, being a sucker of charity, could do nothing but smile. So, now I don't have my puter anymore. I got another one but that has no speakers on it. So, sorrow is me.

I'm really proud of them though for being able to be happy and once I get a proper settlement, I'd love to rennovate their room. At the moment, it just looks dingy.

Yesterday was a long day. I went and bought some shorts and hair wax and a contact lens solution. "How to Look Good in a Third World Country" Survival Kit 1.0. After that, I went to two magazine companies. One to donate some money since it's one of my favorite magazines and it's kinda thinking of quitting. So, I am one of those people that would help put it up again. The other one was just to say hi to them and the editor asked me if I wanna model for a photo shoot session for a centrefold. I told her to wait til I get thinner and she gave me one month. SO YES I HAVE ONE MONTH TO GET THINNER. I feel like Maddy and Zoey in Med Revue (well, when you have a room full of asian chicks, no matter how skinny you are, you feel huge).. yeah, I am NOT THAT FAT but it's considered 'fat' here cos burmese guys are skinny. So, Maddy and Zoey, I KNOW HOW U MUST HAVE FELT *hugs* AND U BOTH ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!! So, yes, no matter what I have one more month to lose my pounds. And I also got interviewed and that's gonna be out next week. I dont' really know if I should be happy or not doing this showbiz thing again. Everyone IS SO NEW!!!!! I feel like Bon Jovi if they would have to be an open act for FallOutBoy. God, I'm le old incredible!!

So, one more month of losing my fats and one more week of preparing for IELTS....

I have managed to give names to my dog since my grandparents gave them burmese names which literally mean 'country bumpkin' and 'the tiny'. And the other one's name was SUMO but I swear he suits the name "Tori Spelling". So, for the tiny one, I'll call her the pedophilic victim since she's the youngest and the daughter of the 'country bumpkin' who fucked with her own brother, Sumo. So, I call her 'incsestive sister'... god... Incest runs in Hein's house in Burma. This is NOT THE FIRST TIME.. Last time was my cats and their fucked up family tree.. this is the doggy version.

Oh by the way, I took pics of them as well.. FINALLY

E-Boo, pedophilic victim(she's the youngest), the incsest sister and Tori Spelling

Be back 'fore u know it,

Heiny xox

Tori

E-Boo

Wee's Mom

Wee