The worst thing that you could ever wish for a gay guy is “Hope you settle down with a beautiful girl one day”. Well, you might ask why would someone say that to a gay man. In Burma, for some really outdated old hags, being gay is a burden you have to carry through life. So, it’s a sympathy for discrimination substitute. “Oh, poor thing, he has no idea what he’s missing out on. Normal family life, a wife and kids.” Well, let’s just say someone who ‘claims’ to be me by ‘good friend’ said that to me today.
TactlessGirl won’t give up. Yesterday, as mentioned, I showed her a picture of my boyfriend. Today, out of nowhere, she came and asked me if that was true. Yes, I said. Then the conversation went like this.
TG: So what would you do if you have feelings for girls?
Me: Well, I doubt I will but if I ever do, it’s too late cos I’m already attached.
TG: I think you are handsome and attractive for women.
Now, pause button please. Since when do we have adjectives for gender? Is there a thing called ‘attractive for women’ and ‘attractive for men’?
TG: I want to be your good friend. I want you to end up with a beautiful girl in your life.
Me; I highly doubt that but thank you.
Ok, annoying much? Now, TactlessGirl has been throwing obvious hints, which could be seen from a desperate female, not to mention her ‘never subtle’ gestures. Random visits to my office room, pairing up with me for a performance, planning to dress alike for the performance and singing out of nowhere. Don’t get me wrong, this poor girl has no bad intentions but it’s just lame and very annoying the way she sways her flow accordingly to her desperate measure for a gay man, which she is not simply convinced of the pure statement that he has no reaction for vaginas.
You know, I’ve always dreamt of being a Don Juan in my life. A major heart-throb and a ‘everybody loves raymond’ figure. Somehow I changed my mind. After the guy who likes my nose, the guy who thinks he should kill himself cos he likes me and I have a boyfriend and a desperate girl who is not convinced that I am, in fact, a homosexual, I am truly tired of being liked or being a victim of easy attraction.
Why can’t they be like MrEscort or Mimi. I could tell both of them and I have mutual appreciation of each other to a certain degree but respect is always there between us to avoid awkwardness and tumbleweeds.
I feel evil saying this but god, TactlessGirl annoys me to tears. Today I went home at 5:30 pm, right after work in fear of her coming to my office room when I’m the only one left in the room.
Apparently, my colleagues also kinda informed how she was overdoing herself the first time we had a work party, not to mention her surprise attendance, as opposed to her absence in the prior parties before I joined work. I kinda feel bad for her and I hope she would get someone nice soon. I mean, she’s got the looks.. It’s just her vibes that could kill any gay man, needless of reminding them why they never like vagina-owners in the first place.
TactlessGirl won’t give up. Yesterday, as mentioned, I showed her a picture of my boyfriend. Today, out of nowhere, she came and asked me if that was true. Yes, I said. Then the conversation went like this.
TG: So what would you do if you have feelings for girls?
Me: Well, I doubt I will but if I ever do, it’s too late cos I’m already attached.
TG: I think you are handsome and attractive for women.
Now, pause button please. Since when do we have adjectives for gender? Is there a thing called ‘attractive for women’ and ‘attractive for men’?
TG: I want to be your good friend. I want you to end up with a beautiful girl in your life.
Me; I highly doubt that but thank you.
Ok, annoying much? Now, TactlessGirl has been throwing obvious hints, which could be seen from a desperate female, not to mention her ‘never subtle’ gestures. Random visits to my office room, pairing up with me for a performance, planning to dress alike for the performance and singing out of nowhere. Don’t get me wrong, this poor girl has no bad intentions but it’s just lame and very annoying the way she sways her flow accordingly to her desperate measure for a gay man, which she is not simply convinced of the pure statement that he has no reaction for vaginas.
You know, I’ve always dreamt of being a Don Juan in my life. A major heart-throb and a ‘everybody loves raymond’ figure. Somehow I changed my mind. After the guy who likes my nose, the guy who thinks he should kill himself cos he likes me and I have a boyfriend and a desperate girl who is not convinced that I am, in fact, a homosexual, I am truly tired of being liked or being a victim of easy attraction.
Why can’t they be like MrEscort or Mimi. I could tell both of them and I have mutual appreciation of each other to a certain degree but respect is always there between us to avoid awkwardness and tumbleweeds.
I feel evil saying this but god, TactlessGirl annoys me to tears. Today I went home at 5:30 pm, right after work in fear of her coming to my office room when I’m the only one left in the room.
Apparently, my colleagues also kinda informed how she was overdoing herself the first time we had a work party, not to mention her surprise attendance, as opposed to her absence in the prior parties before I joined work. I kinda feel bad for her and I hope she would get someone nice soon. I mean, she’s got the looks.. It’s just her vibes that could kill any gay man, needless of reminding them why they never like vagina-owners in the first place.
Listening to: The Ting Tings – Great DJ
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