The website, FML.com, was invented for my life on the first of October, 2010. Thanks to ToyBoss, I think I rather list it down than write it in a huge ass paragraph to drown my sorrow. Oh woe is me *dramatize*.
1. I came to work today jumping around hoping to cash out my paycheck at the bank. Got all the details on how to do this and while I was just going out, the finance dude came in to tell me that the bank was closed today. There goes my weekend, broke and pretty much boring.
2. I got into my office room to find out that the stealing thief of a coward, who I used to work with during PR4, was going to spend his first day at work in the same department in UN. Worst thing, he was going to sit in our room. I mean, seriously, if our field of work, Disaster Risk Reduction, was to ever reduce any risk of disaster, I would so vote our 13 x 13 feet room with nine people in it, not to mention the huge ass furniture and cabinets. If I should ever stretch my hand or yawn, I swear it would hit the person sitting next to me. Reduce disaster risk much?
3. My sister came online to ask me to tell my driver about my grandparents’ arrival time and date. I called my house but the driver was not there. Then, she came online to ask me if I had done it. When I told her that I’ve asked my maids to tell my driver, she reported back to grand-dad, who got a bit upset because I did not do exactly what he asked. (which was to tell the driver in person on the phone). My grand-dad is nearing Moby in micro managing.
4. I FINALLY have to work today and honestly, I find my Partner quite lazy. UncPal was in charge of supervising both of us and I was there doing most of the work that Partner was supposed to be doing. What did I get out of it? UncPal asked me to motivate Partner more and Partner gave me a subtle suggestion that I show her the documents before handing it to UncPal. I mean UncPal was asking for it. What was I supposed to say? Sorry, I’m using facebook now because someone is being a lazy ass to ‘initiate’ her part in our project. The worse thing is how I actually like Partner and do not want to offend her.
5. I didn’t get to talk properly with BooMan only because I was wasting half of our conversation on my newfound temptation-driven “OMG I find it so hard to not flirt with other men”, which was a bit of a time waster cos come on, despite the fact that I love attention, I am too chicken of a man to ever cheat on my partner again. GOD!!!
6. I came home and wasted two hours thinking of what to do on a Friday night and called Loggie. I tried to call Mimi but his phone was busy and Loggie and I ended up doing nothing but staying home on a Friday night.
7. I am binge eating right now thinking about how fucked my day was. Go go gadget fat production.
Amidst all of these tragic incidents, BigSis made me smile. So, she totally wants me to go to KL to meet BooMan, even if she had to pay for the air ticket, to which I could pay her back later. I know BooMan can handle that, given I can pay him back later but the thought and the timing was perfect.
Even cuter, now that she’s had contacts with BooMan, BigSis has him on her gtalk. I told her it was good that she has BooMan on her list since I could check up on BooMan if he ever blocks me. She thinks it was too long of a stretch in the future that my mindset was in. Then, when BooMan finally logged off, BigSis messaged me with her newfound paranoia if BooMan had blocked, which was actually her “O I think I am so funny” mockery of a prank. Just you wait, BigSis.. like brother, like sister, I can be quite as evil as you.
1. I came to work today jumping around hoping to cash out my paycheck at the bank. Got all the details on how to do this and while I was just going out, the finance dude came in to tell me that the bank was closed today. There goes my weekend, broke and pretty much boring.
2. I got into my office room to find out that the stealing thief of a coward, who I used to work with during PR4, was going to spend his first day at work in the same department in UN. Worst thing, he was going to sit in our room. I mean, seriously, if our field of work, Disaster Risk Reduction, was to ever reduce any risk of disaster, I would so vote our 13 x 13 feet room with nine people in it, not to mention the huge ass furniture and cabinets. If I should ever stretch my hand or yawn, I swear it would hit the person sitting next to me. Reduce disaster risk much?
3. My sister came online to ask me to tell my driver about my grandparents’ arrival time and date. I called my house but the driver was not there. Then, she came online to ask me if I had done it. When I told her that I’ve asked my maids to tell my driver, she reported back to grand-dad, who got a bit upset because I did not do exactly what he asked. (which was to tell the driver in person on the phone). My grand-dad is nearing Moby in micro managing.
4. I FINALLY have to work today and honestly, I find my Partner quite lazy. UncPal was in charge of supervising both of us and I was there doing most of the work that Partner was supposed to be doing. What did I get out of it? UncPal asked me to motivate Partner more and Partner gave me a subtle suggestion that I show her the documents before handing it to UncPal. I mean UncPal was asking for it. What was I supposed to say? Sorry, I’m using facebook now because someone is being a lazy ass to ‘initiate’ her part in our project. The worse thing is how I actually like Partner and do not want to offend her.
5. I didn’t get to talk properly with BooMan only because I was wasting half of our conversation on my newfound temptation-driven “OMG I find it so hard to not flirt with other men”, which was a bit of a time waster cos come on, despite the fact that I love attention, I am too chicken of a man to ever cheat on my partner again. GOD!!!
6. I came home and wasted two hours thinking of what to do on a Friday night and called Loggie. I tried to call Mimi but his phone was busy and Loggie and I ended up doing nothing but staying home on a Friday night.
7. I am binge eating right now thinking about how fucked my day was. Go go gadget fat production.
Amidst all of these tragic incidents, BigSis made me smile. So, she totally wants me to go to KL to meet BooMan, even if she had to pay for the air ticket, to which I could pay her back later. I know BooMan can handle that, given I can pay him back later but the thought and the timing was perfect.
Even cuter, now that she’s had contacts with BooMan, BigSis has him on her gtalk. I told her it was good that she has BooMan on her list since I could check up on BooMan if he ever blocks me. She thinks it was too long of a stretch in the future that my mindset was in. Then, when BooMan finally logged off, BigSis messaged me with her newfound paranoia if BooMan had blocked, which was actually her “O I think I am so funny” mockery of a prank. Just you wait, BigSis.. like brother, like sister, I can be quite as evil as you.
Listening to: Maroon 5 - I won't go home without you
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