Hein Don't Do Husbands

I was supposed to meet up with this guy called Mark. Mark and I were just supposed to go for coffee. I just finished working at Smiggles with Soon and I went to coffee with Mark but he ended up taking me to his place. Then, I noticed I got Soon's phone in my pocket. Then, I was trying to call Mark before I met him but it turned out to be Ben Hedgehog. I was like 'hey how have u been? let's catch up.' Then he went all quiet. Then I went 'hey i pressed the wrong number haha so yeah wanna catch up?' Then he went real quiet. Then I went 'so you don't wanna hang out with me? Just say yes or no'. Then he didn't say anything. Finally he said 'no'. Then I hung up and said thank you. Back to Mark.. it wasn't a coffee.. he asked me to come to his place to have sex. I refused and he went all cocky and said I didn't want to anyways. Then before he could see me, I ran into his basement where his butler was waiting and I went into this hole which leads me to the city. But halfway through, I met up with Mark's wife and we talked. And I told her 'ma'am I did not touch your husband. It's because of you. I would never do anyone's husband'...

Then I woke up....
what a dream!

Music: America - A Horse with No Name

Mood: sleepy