The Office

So, after four days without any bloggings, I feel the need to babble a bit. Let's start off with yesterday, which was a Thursday. The day I had to prepare myself for the big day, which is today, where we're gonna have a cocktail party at the hotel for all of our work members. Big day for me actually as I've never actually hung out with my workmates before and since BEA is still around, he's gonna make it tonight.

Speaking of which, yesterday I had a really interesting convo with him. First of all, these days, he asked me to follow him around so I've become an almost BEA's bitch. He would even call me to his meetings where I wouldn't need to take minutes and yesterday I was taking a poop and he knocked on the toilet door and asked 'what are you doing in there?'. I rolled my eyes and thought 'what do you think'. Now, I have issues with pooing in public toilets, especially a toilet we all share at work. I fear that the annoying smell would linger inside it or even pass itself into our office room. So, pooing in office toilet is not really a comfortable thing to do for me. So, I replied with a 'things you wouldn't wanna know'. Then, later I thought to myself that masturbation would've been possible.

The whole BEA craze went on til the evening when me and my boss were talking about 'scars' and this was how the conversation go.
me: I think scars are sexy.
BEA: So you think I'm sexy?
me: Hmm but you're straight.
BEA: But you might turn me.
me: ............
BEA: I feel so insulted. Am I that not hot?
me: ...........
Boss: Do you want me to leave the room?
me: *with a weak chuckle* Boss, do we have any sexual harrassment form for employees?
BEA: I'm a contractor.
me: ....................

Then later, we were talking about haircuts and my boss was like 'I once had a bad haircut' and I went 'omg I haven't stalked your facebook pics' cos I've added her. Then, BEA looked at me and here was another convo.

me: So are you addible?
BEA: you mean edible or addible?
me: ................
BEA: *does this seductive gesture*

God, I love this guy cos he's such a goofball but these convos are so misleading I have to stop myself from having so much hope. Espesh when he and I are gonna get smashed tonight. So, my boss and I went for haircut and she went for manicure while I went for pedicure. My foot looks so so awesome I wanted to frame it and hang it on the wall. It was fun to hang out with my boss. She's awesome and I was telling her how I was in denial that I am sure that BEA is straight. She smiled and shook her head. On another note, there's this guy who I think is gay on the eighth floor who I invited to the party tonight since it's free booze. I added him on gtalk and we've been talking since. Paperbag(yep, he's one of those people you'd wanna do if he has a paperbag on his head) told me yesterday that he has someone he wants to introduce me to for tonight's wedding and this morning he asked me if I had any boyfriends.

So, yep, my gay life circulates at the weirdest places, such as this humanitarian workgroup in Burma.. hahaha... odd much?