Girlfriend

They make don juans in miniature sizes these days. And that's one reason why I am not waiting for anything from President and as I have thought, I heard nothing from this boy today. I don't think I should get any contact from him though. But then, who can blame me for thinking a bit about him after I made love to him, no?

It's always nice to catch up with those types of friends who you can pick up from where you left off the last time you met them. I hung out with Girlfriend today. I feel like she is my 'true' girlfriend. Like, ok, there are many types of friends. Betty(who I'm gonna change her code to GirlBFF) is more of a sister type of friend to me. Quackface is more of like an advisor type of friends. But Girlfriend fits the category so well. She always has results for everything I said regardless of however stupidly impossible it sounds. I mean, that's all I need anyways. I just need rants to go in the air. I don't need people to catch it and think hard on it. Just need someone to come up with one witty line to set it off. I'm glad Girlfriend is back with her boy and for real, I was really happy cos I remember when I first heard that they broke up, I got so weak in the knees. They are the perfect Aussie couple, both young and attractive and very aussie. And even if these two don't work, I was scarred that it would be hard to find the 'one' for me. So, I'm really glad that she's back with him. We ate at a vietnamese restaurant. Seriously, that diner has a huge issue with water. When you order water, they give you this glass of water like five minutes after you've ordered it. And, if you want more, you have to order more water and that would take yet another five minutes. Normally, they would have a bottle of water with glasses but seriously, this restaurant is just plain stupid. Girlfriend and I were waiting to pay the bill at the cashier and Girlfriend swiped shit load of free complimentary mentos from the dish they had at the cashier. I did the same but left some. I thought I didn't take much and I was feeling a bit "dang I should've taken more" and as I was about to take more of it, Girlfriend swiped more and I followed. It made us laugh since there were only two mentos minties left after we left. Take that, you water stingy people! After that, we just walked around city. I told her I'd love to see her every week and even if it isn't every week, once a fortnight sounds awesome. I just like to have her around me and she is one of my good friends too. She promised me she wouldn't be this hungover next time we meet. hahaha. Like I care. I think she's good in any forms.

Two of my 'girl'friends don't know that men have holes in front of their crotches on their underwears. It's cute to know that they don't and I am not even gonna put their codenames since it's a bit easy to pay them out once you know who they are. But it's cute and funny. Now, I know why people laugh at me when I say that girls have as much penis as men do cos their clitoris (I did check dictionary.com for the plural of this, my ex said 'a bunch of clitoris', Aliyah said 'clits') erect and also cos once they sag, the lips do resemble guys' balls. Oh logic, where art thou tonight?

Music: Pussycat Dolls - Bottle Pop