So my smart ass boyfriend came up with this plan ages ago where we have to stay dry and untouched for a month or so. Given we only have two weeks to meet, today marks the first day of our ’14 days 14 nights’ routine.
Rule Number 1: NO PORNO
So this is gonna be tough. Given I’ve been living on that, be it straight or gay, since I haven’t been able to have any sexual contacts with anyone or even ANYTHING around me, unless that individual has a name tag with BooMan’s name on it.
Rule Number 2: Kylie and Danni on tour
I’ve been pretty much hooked on masturbation. What? Nothing wrong with that word, might I add. It’s a thing most people do anyways. So, given I’ve been living a ‘me and my hand’ life, I’ve begun to learn how to be left handed and started naming my body parts. So, yep Kylie and Danni will both be on tour.
So yes it’s still day one and I’m itching to just get a sock, Kleenex and a bottle of lube under my blanket!
Rule Number 1: NO PORNO
So this is gonna be tough. Given I’ve been living on that, be it straight or gay, since I haven’t been able to have any sexual contacts with anyone or even ANYTHING around me, unless that individual has a name tag with BooMan’s name on it.
Rule Number 2: Kylie and Danni on tour
I’ve been pretty much hooked on masturbation. What? Nothing wrong with that word, might I add. It’s a thing most people do anyways. So, given I’ve been living a ‘me and my hand’ life, I’ve begun to learn how to be left handed and started naming my body parts. So, yep Kylie and Danni will both be on tour.
So yes it’s still day one and I’m itching to just get a sock, Kleenex and a bottle of lube under my blanket!
Listening to: Goldfrapp - Believer
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