I’ve been told that I have this severe case of adapting ‘ADHD’ into my system. It’s pretty understandable until I encountered someone worse than me.
MissMyanmar helped me get to the clinic to have my blood test. So, the blood test itself was horribly expensive but the ‘package’ deal was pretty affordable. Before you know it, I was running around the rooms. Had my arm injected, ECG, X-rayed and my bmi measured. I never knew what ECG was until I found myself lying in bed with gel on my nipples and some sucker pump on my chest and stomach. I had no idea what was gonna happen but it was just these puny suckers giving a pressure in the size of a weak hump. The X-ray doctor was funny. She was telling me how she wanted me to breathe in deep when she asked me to and ONLY when she asked me. She repeated that so many times and she told me not to breathe beforehand or else I go out of breath. Wasn’t really paying attention, I heard ‘turn blue’, ‘suffocate’ and ‘faint’ and just guessed what she said.
Now, let’s get back to MissMyanmar’s ADHD moments.
1. I asked her what I would have to do if I was going for a blood test, to which she answered ‘drink water’ thinking I was going for my urine test.
2. I was talking to her about how insecurity grows unwanted when you’re in some relationship mishaps and I asked her what I should do to get rid of these insecurities to which she answered “Go to UNDSS for security trainings” thinking I was asking her about security courses.
3. I told her I might be staying at the Hiltons in Malaysia, to which she said “That’s nice. Chinatown”. Well, Chinatown is ‘ta yote tann’ in Burmese.
So, I was pretty happy I wasn’t the only one in the world with a short attention span or ADHD or hearing issues.
MissMyanmar helped me get to the clinic to have my blood test. So, the blood test itself was horribly expensive but the ‘package’ deal was pretty affordable. Before you know it, I was running around the rooms. Had my arm injected, ECG, X-rayed and my bmi measured. I never knew what ECG was until I found myself lying in bed with gel on my nipples and some sucker pump on my chest and stomach. I had no idea what was gonna happen but it was just these puny suckers giving a pressure in the size of a weak hump. The X-ray doctor was funny. She was telling me how she wanted me to breathe in deep when she asked me to and ONLY when she asked me. She repeated that so many times and she told me not to breathe beforehand or else I go out of breath. Wasn’t really paying attention, I heard ‘turn blue’, ‘suffocate’ and ‘faint’ and just guessed what she said.
Now, let’s get back to MissMyanmar’s ADHD moments.
1. I asked her what I would have to do if I was going for a blood test, to which she answered ‘drink water’ thinking I was going for my urine test.
2. I was talking to her about how insecurity grows unwanted when you’re in some relationship mishaps and I asked her what I should do to get rid of these insecurities to which she answered “Go to UNDSS for security trainings” thinking I was asking her about security courses.
3. I told her I might be staying at the Hiltons in Malaysia, to which she said “That’s nice. Chinatown”. Well, Chinatown is ‘ta yote tann’ in Burmese.
So, I was pretty happy I wasn’t the only one in the world with a short attention span or ADHD or hearing issues.
Listening to: Fallout Boys - I'm like a lawyer with the way i'm always trying to get you off (me + you)
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