Family Man

So now that I've stopped wanting to continue my singing career, somehow, one of my close friends, Vinnie, has become a silhouette star for an ad for CityRail I think (by the way you have every right to edit that). No, I am NOT mocking it. In fact, I think it's way cool and I have emailed him back that I wanted a scan of that or just a copy of that ad. Something to add to my blog file.

So I was thinking now that I have a blog online, why don't I keep them in files and have a blog box or a blog file. I used to have files full of pictures, stickers or photos with friends and those were just priceless and I'm sure Vinnie's ad is going in as one of my 'collectibles'. You never know.. if he becomes the next Harold for a yet-to-come Kumar, I'd wanna go to his premier to tongue wrestle Sean William Scott.

My grandad and I nearly argued this morning. It was seven and I woke up. Well, I did NOT wake up up but I opened my eyes. I was in this dream where I was just about to have sex with my boyfriend and he was FUCKING HOT. He looks EXACTLY like this exchange dude from Missouri, USA in my Philosophy class. So, he gave me a 'let's fuck in the shower' signal in my dream and as I was preparing and heading to the showers, I woke up. So, I closed my eyes again to get back to the scene. Things went blurry and I was back in the showers and then, reality kicked me in the butt with my grandad going "WAKE UP" followed by a useless boner. God, I miss sex!!!

So, yesterday, I got my kids mojo back and today Toon Toon and I had a blast. I went over to mom's today and since they were all leaving for Thailand tomorrow, they were packing up. I was playing cards with my brother in law, my cousin and my aunt and Toon Toon was next to me. And packing up is 'turning the house upside down' in another words. So, my grandad found some antiques (old toys, old letters, anything you can think of with the word 'old' in front). Toony (I hate typing twice) got this cute clock necklace. Those flipovers where you flip them and it's a clock. It reminds me of a compass or those thing you wear around your neck to put a picture of your mom or your dog that passed away when you were six.

When I play cards, I get noisy and when I get noisy, I talk and when everyone stops talking, I make sounds. Toony LOVED it. She was there giggling her ass off and I love it when kids giggle. It makes me feel 'cool' in some way and it also makes me giggle. Then, she started tickling me and we started talking about skirts. Then she called me gay. And I laughed so loud.... inside. Speaking of which, my sis can't really get over that yet. It's been seven years in the making since I came out to her and she still gets annoyed when I mention it. So, today I called her Prissy. She called me Jerk. I called her Selfish. She called me Retard. It wasn't serious but it felt so good calling her what I wanted. I was like "you've found love and got a husband.. about time you find me one" and then she would squeal followed by threats of kicking me in the penis. Then, I went "well if I don't have a penis, I might have to crossdress".. Yep, I was pushing it but thank god, she was a bit sick today she didn't have energy to kick my ass like she would on her 'I am not sick' days.

The start of the month felt like nothing. I watched a movie with grandma. A good person to watch with. No comments. No complaints and no interruptions and she's a better listener than I am. I'd be checking out Nicholas Cage's baldness and she'd be concentrating on what he said. Then, I could ask her back. No wonder my granddad loves her. Movie dating with her would've been a blast.

On an honest side, I am quite excited for this month. Not because I'm gonna get a pedicure but it's just cos it's another 'period' that I could look out for. I love changes. They keep me at my feet. :D