The "Teddy" in me

You know when you're married and have a home with kids and then before you know it, your best friend wants to stay over at your place. Then, you start to panic and you don't know whether your wife will approve of his stay. Think "Me, Myself and Marley". When Owen Wilson moved out to stay with his best friend, who has a wife and a happy home, shit hits the fan.

Well, that's what I thought it would be like but nope, my case was different. KP and his wife actually begged me to stay over. We debated about who sleeps on the floor. I said I would but his wife said no she would. Then, KP said he would. But, somehow at 1am, I was at KP's house on his bed with his wife and and him. Three of us cozed up on his queen sized bed and watching "Blood", some Korean vampire chick movie. KP's wife was really excited that I was sleeping over for some reason. Apparently, she wanted me to sleep in the middle so that both she and her husband could cuddle me. Yes, I'm the teddy bear. Little did they know I snore like a bulldozer on its PMS day. But then again, KP does know about me snoring. In the end, I ended up on the queen sized bed with KP. Two men on a bed while his wife was in the other room with her baby.

Rewind a bit before that. Steve's wife got pretty drunk and I have to say she's a happy drunk. She and I drank tequila from the bottle like bimbos at a Paris Hilton movie premiere. But, she also drank J&B whiskey, beer and smoked weed. I was lying down listening to her speak. It was fascinating. I become a listener here and the things you hear... are just amazing. She's got more stories to tell than a scientologist at a convertion hall would. She got tired and she came and cuddled me from behind. I felt warm. I like it when people are comfortable around me. I miss the cuddles my friends in Sydney used to give me. When she cuddled me, I was reminded of those moments and I felt a bit nostalgic. I felt even better when she started rubbing my hand and sniffing the back of my shirt and said 'OMG his skin is so nice and he smells so good'. God, I felt good.

So, I finally met KP's daughter and she is SO cute. Such an adorable baby. She dances around and she does this face where she crunched her whole face and put her mouth like we would do when imitating a pig. I love kids. Just hanging around with her "Emerald" and Steve's son "Troy" makes me feel so relaxed and happy. I don't know what it is but kids are just magical.

I told Troy a story not long ago about this two pigs in love. I made it up on the spot actually. So, this male pig called Snort loves the female pig Weee. Snort's parents don't like Wee cos she has an ugly mole on her face and Snort's friends made fun of Wee. But, one day, when Snort's mom was in danger, about to be crashed by a lawnmower, Wee saved her life and then everyone loves Wee from then on. The moral of the story was the fact that moles are not gross. lol... nah, I was just trying to tell Troy how it doesn't matter what you are but it's what in the inside of you that counts. Hope he'll be cool if he finds out his uncle Hein is sexually confused and quite 'a bit' special.

It was a good day. Friends around in our own little secluded world. By the way, I didn't do weed so I was quite ok with it, not like I'm addicted. But yeah, I had fun. It was an evening/night to remember.