Myanmar has this term “Aar nar de” (when translated means ‘hurts energy’), which literally means one feels bad. It actually was invented to boost politeness but somehow society has been misusing such words until it makes the word ‘diplomacy’ sound way more easy-listening. So, you’re working and someone higher than you on a hierarchical level asks you to do something before you can actually refuse. Diplomatically, one would try to be open and the best type would go for win win. Look, I got a huge pile of work but I’ll look into it. When’s the deadline? Maybe, I can pencil it in after this pile of work. Some honest people would just refuse, which would be the best choice but let’s stick to politeness at the moment. In terms of ‘energy hurt’, one would say ‘yes’, maybe after a short pause, and actually would bitch to his/her colleagues about how he didn’t want to do it and he only accepted it because he feels ‘energy hurt’. So, later on, he/she would be asked to do more while the asker misestimate his capacity and before you know it, work stress kicks in and BAM, the bottled up princess in him/her would swerve into a bitcharoo of crap talks and bad communications.
BubbleGum, a smiling man who knows how to get his ways by diplomacy, and Hawaiian, a mellow Burmese man who doesn’t know how to say ‘no’ while stuck on a hierarchical ladder. BubbleGum is an analyst from India and Hawaiian is a research expertise from Myanmar. Both men of the same level of abilities and experience meet me, a pretty polite bitch, might I add, also good looking compared to other bitches.
The background of it all is Hawaiian who had accepted to do work for BubbleGum despite the fact that he doesn’t really favor it. Before BubbleGum got to Myanmar, I ended up being the pimp daddy between these two. As a focal point in Myanmar, I ended up being seen as an easy man to clear clouds for BubbleGum, which he was very grateful for. A bitch at its best I was, I managed to bitch about Hawaiian to BubbleGum as soon as he got here. I mean, come on, who would actually give a questionnaire in Myanmar language to an Indian man, assuming he could sort things out on his own. BubbleGum is not dumb but seriously Hawaiian is a dumbass who thought BubbleGum would learn Myanmar language miraculously. So, I told BubbleGum about Hawaiian trying to sigh or be really unfriendly towards queries I’ve given, which I have derived directly from the man itself.
The meeting today was funny. You got BubbleGum with his diplomacy and I could kinda sense him praising me more than usual. I’m a natural blusher (despite the ACTUAL blush not appearing on my cheeks) but I just sat there with my arms folded with a face an English man would make on a biscuit tin box. The whole “Schmuck, I rather finish my crumpets while you wait to get me to do what you asked for” look. Everytime BubbleGum complimented, Hawaiian would cause this epic fail to look me in the eyes and would nod subconsciously without any verbal agreement. The funnier thing was how Hawaiian has this behavior of a sidekick to BubbleGum. “Yes, professor, I should learn more from you”. Now, you tell me if Robin would shut up if Batman told him that BatGirl is awesome. Given Robin is not jealous, he would agree and compliment the compliment. I caught Hawaiian’s eyes once in a while and he would look away. Coward, I wasn’t really impressed. After the meeting, BubbleGum told me how he was doing everything on purpose and how it was fun to make Hawaiian feel so awkward everytime BubbleGum complimented me. If I had counted right, he complimented me not less than five times.
So, diplomacy vs fake politeness. I rather chuck white lies to go for win win as opposed to lying at the first stage to only have to be awfully awkward when facing the music. Speaking of awkwardness, rather eccentric, BigSis asked me to hunt for a white pussy. Ok, fine, she did say ‘kitty’ but I think the flow ‘pussy’ sounds way funnier. So, as a present for her boyfriend, she decided to give him a white cat, which he also wanted. The hunt for a white pussy is not really that difficult since I have two stray white pussies who kept coming into my house. I could just hunt them down and hand them over to BigSis. However, in hopes of not fucking up my hernia-surgerized stitches while running after pussies or picking them up, I do worry about not being able to make it to getting her those two pussies before Christmas. Later, I found out that BigSis’s boyfriend does not like patches on white pussies and he wants a plain white pussies. White pussies in Myanmar is like Wally. I’ve never seen any white pussies before. It would either have a patch of gold, brown or black here and there. So, farewell to my pussy hunting mission, which would save my rank as a pooftah and also save my hernia stitches from exploding.
BubbleGum, a smiling man who knows how to get his ways by diplomacy, and Hawaiian, a mellow Burmese man who doesn’t know how to say ‘no’ while stuck on a hierarchical ladder. BubbleGum is an analyst from India and Hawaiian is a research expertise from Myanmar. Both men of the same level of abilities and experience meet me, a pretty polite bitch, might I add, also good looking compared to other bitches.
The background of it all is Hawaiian who had accepted to do work for BubbleGum despite the fact that he doesn’t really favor it. Before BubbleGum got to Myanmar, I ended up being the pimp daddy between these two. As a focal point in Myanmar, I ended up being seen as an easy man to clear clouds for BubbleGum, which he was very grateful for. A bitch at its best I was, I managed to bitch about Hawaiian to BubbleGum as soon as he got here. I mean, come on, who would actually give a questionnaire in Myanmar language to an Indian man, assuming he could sort things out on his own. BubbleGum is not dumb but seriously Hawaiian is a dumbass who thought BubbleGum would learn Myanmar language miraculously. So, I told BubbleGum about Hawaiian trying to sigh or be really unfriendly towards queries I’ve given, which I have derived directly from the man itself.
The meeting today was funny. You got BubbleGum with his diplomacy and I could kinda sense him praising me more than usual. I’m a natural blusher (despite the ACTUAL blush not appearing on my cheeks) but I just sat there with my arms folded with a face an English man would make on a biscuit tin box. The whole “Schmuck, I rather finish my crumpets while you wait to get me to do what you asked for” look. Everytime BubbleGum complimented, Hawaiian would cause this epic fail to look me in the eyes and would nod subconsciously without any verbal agreement. The funnier thing was how Hawaiian has this behavior of a sidekick to BubbleGum. “Yes, professor, I should learn more from you”. Now, you tell me if Robin would shut up if Batman told him that BatGirl is awesome. Given Robin is not jealous, he would agree and compliment the compliment. I caught Hawaiian’s eyes once in a while and he would look away. Coward, I wasn’t really impressed. After the meeting, BubbleGum told me how he was doing everything on purpose and how it was fun to make Hawaiian feel so awkward everytime BubbleGum complimented me. If I had counted right, he complimented me not less than five times.
So, diplomacy vs fake politeness. I rather chuck white lies to go for win win as opposed to lying at the first stage to only have to be awfully awkward when facing the music. Speaking of awkwardness, rather eccentric, BigSis asked me to hunt for a white pussy. Ok, fine, she did say ‘kitty’ but I think the flow ‘pussy’ sounds way funnier. So, as a present for her boyfriend, she decided to give him a white cat, which he also wanted. The hunt for a white pussy is not really that difficult since I have two stray white pussies who kept coming into my house. I could just hunt them down and hand them over to BigSis. However, in hopes of not fucking up my hernia-surgerized stitches while running after pussies or picking them up, I do worry about not being able to make it to getting her those two pussies before Christmas. Later, I found out that BigSis’s boyfriend does not like patches on white pussies and he wants a plain white pussies. White pussies in Myanmar is like Wally. I’ve never seen any white pussies before. It would either have a patch of gold, brown or black here and there. So, farewell to my pussy hunting mission, which would save my rank as a pooftah and also save my hernia stitches from exploding.
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