iCandy

Eboo, my mom's favorite dog taken over by my bootiful leg that he likes to hump, has been my alarm clock lately. He sleeps in my room since I have an air con and I have to make sure I open the door for his highness every morning before he pees or poos all over the floor in my room.

So, I've settled out with Craig. I mean, it wasn't my intention to go all angry on him. It's tiring to go mad on him and I really love him but I guess as promised, I do have to be honest about things and tell him how much he hurt me during the past few days. I'm glad he could understand. I mean, if I were him, I'd be a bit egoistic to fall prey to the blame. So, I guess him being this way made me love him more despite my angry rants at him.

So, I have to admit, I have been eyeing at this dude from Brisbane from another work. No, I am not onto him cos 1. I'm not single. 2. he's not gay either. But instead, I've been trying to hook my boss up with him and it's a thrill when Boss told me she found him quite hot. So, after work, me and Boss decided to have beer together since it's been a long day. She requested 'Friendship' restaurant while I proposed Peppers. She gave in and as we passed 'Friendship" to get to Peppers (since they were pretty much closed to each other), my Boss chucked a horrific excited yelp and went OMG there's iCandy at Friendship.

First of all, his name ISN'T iCandy. But yeah we don't really call him iCandy either. Just for blogging purpose as we all know some people likes to be not known on my blog. So, I saw him as well and me and Boss both decided to eat at Friendship. We passed the table he was sitting on, hoping he would spot us. He didn't. So, our second attempt was sitting right opposite to his view, not aware that his friend sitting in front of him has this huge ass box in front of him that would block his view towards us. Two epic fails and we drank ourselves to Stress and Desperation lol.

So, while we were drinking since I was facing their table and my Boss was giving her back to them, I saw them start to leave. Then I shouted his names on top of my lungs. Boss got startled and got ready in a 'O it's you .. fancy meeting you here' position. It wasn't long before he was out of sight that I noticed how much of a deaf person he is. He didn't hear me. Then, I saw him fading away into the dark and thumbed a cab. Then, I was teasing Boss if he would pass us with the taxi and before you know it, he sure did. I shouted his name once again to the road across our table, and as deaf as he was, he didn't hear/see us.

Me and Boss adjectified his name, which would mean Aussie blokes who are so hot but also who has no friggin idea of what revolves around them and are just uselessly shy and numb. Oh blokes blokes.... why art thou so difficult?